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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:33

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

-mwahh

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Sunt explicabo sunt omnis eveniet enim et.

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What are sales promotions?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]